Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...