What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Two men camping
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If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...