Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.