Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...