Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...