Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...