Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...