My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...