Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...