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Where lawers come from
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Weighing In – 2
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Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...