The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...