Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...