Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...