Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...