Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...