A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...