Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...