Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...