sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...