Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...