If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...