What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.