The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...