Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...