Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...