Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...