Will this operation hurt me at all?
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The Cowboy excuses
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Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
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Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
The Interview.
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What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
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Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...