Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...