Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...