How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Emersom
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