Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...