Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...