One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...