List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...