Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...