Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...