Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...