Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive