Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...