Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...