Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....