What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...