How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...