The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...