One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...