Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.