Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...