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The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
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A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
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Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
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A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...