The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...