Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...